1.
If God did not want
Cats to fly, he would not have
Made such heavy boots.
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2.
The first cat God made
Turned its nose up at old God-
And went straight to hell!
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3.
If God had wanted
Cats and dogs to live in peace-
Cats would not digest.
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4.
Cats are a delight.
And if you believe that one:
Ring the men in white.
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5.
When God made a cat:
The first thing the creature did
Was to tease God's dog.
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6.
God's second mistake-
(after cats) was not to make
bigger, crazier mice.
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